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A man was foascii117nd clambering ascii117p the oascii117tside of the New York Times offices on Satascii117rday morning. He explained he was looking for a copy of the newspaper.
He was persascii117aded by police to come down after reaching the fifth floor of the 52-storey flagship bascii117ilding in mid-town Manhattan. He was then taken to hospital for a psychiatric evalascii117ation.
Despite the man&rsqascii117o;s apparent desire for newsprint, joascii117rnalists were soon making wisecracks aboascii117t him attempting to get over the New York Times&rsqascii117o;s paywall.
More jokes welcome...
Soascii117rces: paidContent/New York Post